Got a job. Pizza delivery.

It sucks.

Where's the Cosa Nostra Pizza franchise? Where is there room for a deliverator? Where are the three-ring binders and the crappy air and the bimbo boxes?

Whoever programmed this game, I don't like the historical stuff. It's boring. Give me something fast and new.

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Librarian.
Yes, sir?
Find me a piece of software to run the numbers on getting a Cosa Nostra delivery van and a franchise license.
Sir, I regret to inform you that no such piece of software exists.
Then I'll write it myself.

An immersive program? Or just hormones?

Oh no, no, no. That should have warning labels. All over it or maybe all over my own eyes would be better.

I know there was research on sub-dermal implants that would provide both nerve stimulus and motion-response feedback, creating interactive experiences based on computer-generated scenarios. This feels more real than something in beta, though.

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Librarian?
Yes, sir?
Can you calculate the probability that I'm in a program such as I hypothesize?
I'm not equipped for hypotheses, sir, nor are there published figures from which I could base such a calculation.
Yeah, I thought you were going to say that.

To Do:

• Get out of this zo and onto dry ground
  
• Figure out where the hell the Raft went
  
• Debug Earth to be able to find Juanita
  
• Find Juanita
  
• Find YT
  
• Stay the fuck away from Raven
  
• Live to split that $25 mil with YT and spend some of it

Librarian, what can you tell me about this place?
Nothing, sir, this is not in my database.

[ooc: Hiro's in a motorless zodiac in the Deep Blue. The Librarian is a non-sentient computer program.]